Putting the A in Assassin
It’s the 16th of November 2007 and that means it’s officially ‘Assassin’s Creed’ day. As I’m still at work and therefore separated from my 360 by three-point-eight miles of uphill Edinburgh, I’ve decided to crack open the box and give my initial impressions of its contents. As expected the lime-green case contains all the essentials: one dvd, a manual and the obligatory piece of glossy advertising junk. Notably absent, however, are any of the following items:
- Signed, preferably laminated, publicity photographs of Jade Raymond™.
- Jade Raymond™ scented bath and/or massage oil.
- Any bags containing fingernail trimmings/hair/skin scrapings or other organic matter possibly found in Jade Raymond™’s bathroom rubbish basket.
Here’s hoping that Ubisoft are merely saving them for the collectors’ edition.
7/10
November 17th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
You know, the standard comment here would normally be “you should get out more,” but I think things may have gone too far for that now. I think it might be best if you just stay inside and try to not frighten the neighbours too much.
(Oh, and stay away from Internet rumour sites. That’ll help too.)